The Monkeys You Ordered

We only took giraffes.

We should have skied on snow.

I’m having a seizure.

We should really be doing this in my office.

1/24/13

We put wigs on the statues to make them look like Mitt Romney.

12/27/12

I’m having second thoughts about this threesome.

December 19, 2012

I don’t want to have sex with all these people in our bedroom.

I have to pee.

This isn’t my car. I drive that chariot.

8/21/12

I’m a flying turtle!