The Monkeys You Ordered

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Here’s a picture of me in women’s underwear.

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We put these skeletons together to make it look like they’re dancing.

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You turned into a couch.

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There’s a UFO right behind us.

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Your ass is fucking huge.

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We’re headless praying mantises.

I’m turning into a goat.

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Did you feel that?

We’re being invaded, Gary.

Happy hunting.