The Monkeys You Ordered

May 14

We only took giraffes.

We only took giraffes.

Apr 19

We should have skied on snow.

We should have skied on snow.

Mar 25

I’m having a seizure.

I’m having a seizure.

Feb 21

We should really be doing this in my office.

We should really be doing this in my office.

Jan 24

1/24/13

We put wigs on the statues to make them look like Mitt Romney.

Dec 27

12/27/12

I’m having second thoughts about this threesome.

Dec 19

December 19, 2012

121015

I don’t want to have sex with all these people in our bedroom.

Nov 02

I have to pee.

I have to pee.

Oct 08

This isn’t my car. I drive that chariot.

This isn’t my car. I drive that chariot.

Aug 21

8/21/12

I’m a flying turtle!