The Monkeys You Ordered

Jul 05

We’re locked in little cages, like dogs.

We’re locked in little cages, like dogs.

May 26

Hello, 911? There’s a tiny man with a tiny piano in my bedroom.

Hello, 911? There’s a tiny man with a tiny piano in my bedroom.

Apr 28

There’s nowhere to sit. All the spots are taken by rhinoceroses.

There’s nowhere to sit. All the spots are taken by rhinoceroses.

Mar 22

Time for your humungous shot.

Time for your humungous shot.

Jan 26

These old people are mugging us!

These old people are mugging us!

Dec 18

And here’s the room with the big sandbox.

And here’s the room with the big sandbox.

Nov 30

Are you here to rescue me?

Are you here to rescue me?

Nov 25

My reflection is Abe Lincoln.

My reflection is Abe Lincoln.

Oct 24

Why are there people watching football in my therapy session!?

Why are there people watching football in my therapy session!?

Sep 17

I’m half man, half snail.

I’m half man, half snail.