The Monkeys You Ordered

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Please take off the dog costume so I can examine you.

Please take off the dog costume so I can examine you.

Look, it’s the entrance to Hell!

Look, it’s the entrance to Hell!

We only took giraffes.

We only took giraffes.

We should have skied on snow.

We should have skied on snow.

I’m having a seizure.

I’m having a seizure.

We should really be doing this in my office.

We should really be doing this in my office.

We put wigs on the statues to make them look like Mitt Romney.

I’m having second thoughts about this threesome.

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I don’t want to have sex with all these people in our bedroom.

I have to pee.

I have to pee.