I have a complaint.
Please get a smaller journal.
There’s a giant sea serpent in our swimming pool.
Here’s a picture of me in women’s underwear.
We put these skeletons together to make it look like they’re dancing.
You turned into a couch.
There’s a UFO right behind us.
Your ass is fucking huge.
We’re headless praying mantises.
I’m turning into a goat.