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For their awesome content, visit www.newyorker.com!Tumblr (3.0; @themonkeysyouordered)http://www.themonkeysyouordered.com/<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/f87674527b9bb3af10499d002a697295/tumblr_moki0gMkD91qceynno1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p>Look, it’s the entrance to Hell!</p>http://www.themonkeysyouordered.com/post/53286585467http://www.themonkeysyouordered.com/post/53286585467Tue, 18 Jun 2013 13:00:37 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f29ebea45760f7b76bf3ff5edc214c40/tumblr_mmrqy73G7s1qceynno1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p>We only took giraffes.</p>http://www.themonkeysyouordered.com/post/50428221556http://www.themonkeysyouordered.com/post/50428221556Tue, 14 May 2013 13:00:32 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/80d332c1e282bbabd6e88e9418db754d/tumblr_mlhgt6i3Ua1qceynno1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p>We should have skied on snow.</p>http://www.themonkeysyouordered.com/post/48364856409http://www.themonkeysyouordered.com/post/48364856409Fri, 19 Apr 2013 13:00:27 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/45941caa83e6463c38f7a75b8d4f31ed/tumblr_mk6rdlLP5w1qceynno1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p>I’m having a seizure.</p>http://www.themonkeysyouordered.com/post/46259874352http://www.themonkeysyouordered.com/post/46259874352Mon, 25 Mar 2013 13:00:18 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b84afbe652a737b367e7c962f8768767/tumblr_miju23wTjs1qceynno1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p>We should really be doing this in my office.</p>http://www.themonkeysyouordered.com/post/43654680084http://www.themonkeysyouordered.com/post/43654680084Thu, 21 Feb 2013 13:00:32 -0500<p><a href="http://www.condenaststore.com/-sp/They-keep-watch-on-the-offshore-accounts-New-Yorker-Cartoon-Prints_i9118655_.htm"> <img src="http://media.tumblr.com/2b2556874461141819196d318290b488/tumblr_inline_mh3ujaocvz1qat5d5.gif"/></a></p> <p>We put wigs on the statues to make them look like Mitt Romney.</p>http://www.themonkeysyouordered.com/post/41370157599http://www.themonkeysyouordered.com/post/41370157599Thu, 24 Jan 2013 13:00:38 -0500<p><a href="http://www.condenaststore.com/-sp/I-think-my-wife-is-having-us-tailed-New-Yorker-Cartoon-Prints_i9114558_.htm"><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/8521136a686045d95ab72352f2c921f7/tumblr_inline_mfpb1zFnFh1qat5d5.gif"/></a></p> <p>I&#8217;m having second thoughts about this threesome.</p>http://www.themonkeysyouordered.com/post/38962386445http://www.themonkeysyouordered.com/post/38962386445Thu, 27 Dec 2012 12:54:48 -0500<p><a href="http://www.condenaststore.com/gallery.asp?startat=%2Fgetthumb.asp&amp;CategoryID=146227&amp;txtSearch=caption+contest" target="_blank"><img alt="121015" height="350" src="http://www.newyorker.com/images/2012/10/15/cartoons/121015_cartoon_100_a17051_p465.gif" width="465"/></a></p> <p>I don&#8217;t want to have sex with all these people in our bedroom.</p>http://www.themonkeysyouordered.com/post/38314194859http://www.themonkeysyouordered.com/post/38314194859Wed, 19 Dec 2012 13:00:31 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcvew4aoCl1qceynno1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I have to pee.</p>http://www.themonkeysyouordered.com/post/34837885258http://www.themonkeysyouordered.com/post/34837885258Fri, 02 Nov 2012 13:21:40 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbjvgm5v3f1qceynno1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p>This isn’t my car. I drive that chariot.</p>http://www.themonkeysyouordered.com/post/33167494962http://www.themonkeysyouordered.com/post/33167494962Mon, 08 Oct 2012 12:54:56 -0400<p><a href="http://www.condenaststore.com/-sp/That-rabbit-had-no-idea-who-he-was-messing-with-New-Yorker-Cartoon-Prints_i9066196_.htm"><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m93dkiXGsx1qat5d5.gif"/></a></p> <p>I&#8217;m a flying turtle!</p>http://www.themonkeysyouordered.com/post/29904466979http://www.themonkeysyouordered.com/post/29904466979Tue, 21 Aug 2012 12:48:56 -0400<p><a href="http://newyorker.tumblr.com/post/27344443750/in-this-weeks-cartoon-caption-contest-were"> <img alt="120723" height="386" src="http://www.newyorker.com/images/2012/07/23/cartoons/120723_cartoon_082_a16812_p465.gif" width="465"/></a></p> <p>I have a complaint.</p>http://www.themonkeysyouordered.com/post/27489416924http://www.themonkeysyouordered.com/post/27489416924Wed, 18 Jul 2012 12:45:29 -0400<p><a href="http://www.condenaststore.com/-st/The-Cartoon-Bank-Prints_c146227_.htm"><img alt="120618" height="271" src="http://www.newyorker.com/images/2012/06/18/cartoons/120618_cartoon_088_a16699_p465.gif" width="465"/></a></p> <p>Please get a smaller journal.</p>http://www.themonkeysyouordered.com/post/26011912782http://www.themonkeysyouordered.com/post/26011912782Wed, 27 Jun 2012 14:08:29 -0400<p><a href="http://www.condenaststore.com/-sp/Marco-New-Yorker-Cartoon-Prints_i8770821_.htm"><img alt="120326" height="323" src="http://www.newyorker.com/images/2012/03/26/cartoons/120326_cartoon_110_a16557_p465.gif" width="465"/></a></p> <p>There&#8217;s a giant sea serpent in our swimming pool.</p>http://www.themonkeysyouordered.com/post/24068969066http://www.themonkeysyouordered.com/post/24068969066Wed, 30 May 2012 12:51:02 -0400<p><a href="http://www.condenaststore.com/-st/Cartoons-Current-Issue-Prints_c148681_.htm"><img alt="120528" height="450" src="http://www.newyorker.com/images/2012/05/28/cartoons/120528_cartoon_088_a16696_p465.gif" width="465"/></a></p> <p>Here&#8217;s a picture of me in women&#8217;s underwear.</p>http://www.themonkeysyouordered.com/post/23614397627http://www.themonkeysyouordered.com/post/23614397627Wed, 23 May 2012 12:50:35 -0400<p><a href="http://www.condenaststore.com/-sp/This-particular-species-is-believed-to-have-travelled-in-troupes-Prints_i8772823_.htm"> <img alt="120409" height="416" src="http://www.newyorker.com/images/2012/04/09/cartoons/120409_cartoon_086_a16593_p465.gif" width="465"/></a></p> <p>We put these skeletons together to make it look like they&#8217;re dancing.</p>http://www.themonkeysyouordered.com/post/23173649027http://www.themonkeysyouordered.com/post/23173649027Wed, 16 May 2012 14:11:25 -0400<p><a href="http://www.condenaststore.com/-sp/My-sister-s-coming-over-You-could-at-least-throw-on-a-slipcover-New-Yorker-Cartoon-Prints_i8865434_.htm"><img alt="120416" height="327" src="http://www.newyorker.com/images/2012/04/16/cartoons/120416_cartoon_118_a16596_p465.gif" width="465"/></a></p> <p>You turned into a couch.</p>http://www.themonkeysyouordered.com/post/22723976070http://www.themonkeysyouordered.com/post/22723976070Wed, 09 May 2012 14:03:38 -0400<p><a href="http://www.condenaststore.com/-se/cartoonbank.htm"><img alt="120423" height="351" src="http://www.newyorker.com/images/2012/04/23/cartoons/120423_cartoon_084_a16623_p465.gif" width="465"/></a></p> <p>There&#8217;s a UFO right behind us.</p>http://www.themonkeysyouordered.com/post/21333238266http://www.themonkeysyouordered.com/post/21333238266Wed, 18 Apr 2012 14:36:11 -0400<p><a href="http://www.condenaststore.com/-sp/Two-boa-constrictors-slither-along-One-has-eaten-something-shaped-like-a-New-Yorker-Cartoon-Prints_i8717159_.htm"><img alt="120123" height="290" src="http://www.newyorker.com/images/2012/01/23/cartoons/120123_cartoon_088_a16334_p465.gif" width="465"/></a></p> <p>Your ass is fucking huge.</p>http://www.themonkeysyouordered.com/post/20916259218http://www.themonkeysyouordered.com/post/20916259218Wed, 11 Apr 2012 15:38:35 -0400<p><a href="http://www.condenaststore.com/-sp/Add-Your-Own-Caption-Week-328-New-Yorker-Cartoon-Prints_i8731007_.htm"><img alt="120402" height="348" src="http://www.newyorker.com/images/2012/04/02/cartoons/120402_cartoon_080_a16559_p465.gif" width="465"/></a></p> <p>We&#8217;re headless praying mantises.</p>http://www.themonkeysyouordered.com/post/20534424612http://www.themonkeysyouordered.com/post/20534424612Thu, 05 Apr 2012 13:30:18 -0400